Techno Robot Sonic

by Bryce Kennedy

April 7, 2003

When I walk down the street, people always say, "Are you the punk who just rubbed butter on my wife's face?" I always answer with a resounding "HIYO!!!" and then I say "YESSSS! You are correct sir!" Spurred on by my honesty, the gentleman is usually compelled to make me eat my entire supply of Country Crock Spread, either straight out of the container, or (depending on his disposition) straight off the sidewalk. But, what he doesn't know is...I love butter! I just can't get enough of it!

Joke's on you pal!